Ape shall not kill Ape
posted by Lunch lady Doris @ 9:10 PM
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- Name: Lunch lady Doris
They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation).
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5 Comments:
At 9:15 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
1. I cant feel my fingers.
2. Are Otters really that friendly?
another LibStud Gang member
At 3:29 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Okay which one of our resident weirdos wrote this? Come on, don't be shy. Anyway:
1. Really don't want to know why you can't feel your fingers
2. You bet your ass they are!
Lunch Lady Doris
At 9:03 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Its a reference to the water supply wars.
LibStud Gang member #42
At 6:41 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
We have numbers now?
#42? We didn't even have 42 people in the class!
Or are the rest of these 'people' just in your head?
LLD
At 3:18 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Sorry for including you in my crazy mixed up fantasy.
signed Grifty and Peter Mc Peter
AKA Gang member -058=-p8=-40
and
Gang member4=9-807=\=
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