I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
posted by Lunch lady Doris @ 9:06 PM
They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation).
4 Comments:
At 2:01 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Do you mean the 'original' Petr?The one that only existed inside Leonie's head?
Why would we want to work with him?
In such a cramped space....
**walks away whistling**
ps. I'm at work at the moment and I want to go home now **sniff, tear**
At 3:11 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Oh dear reading gang related material instead of working, please consider your contract terminated.
There is a fine for saying the 'L' word just as there is a penalty for saying the 'T' word.
Your accrued fines can be payed at GivePetrMoMoney.com
Late payment will accrue further fines.
But something funny awaits.
At 6:15 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Dude, you so better create GivePetrMoMoney.com right NOW!
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