Tee Hee,
Should i really dress as "The Wogan", such pressure to be witty...
posted by Lunch lady Doris @ 4:48 PM
Thursday, May 04, 2006
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- Name: Lunch lady Doris
They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation).
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4 Comments:
At 6:39 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Definitely
I give it Douze Points!
At 4:29 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Oui deux points
but I think
Les points sont dix
Though Wogan has had more colourful outfits than that over the years. You will need an outfit that comes complete with an optional smoking jacket and a glass of Brandy.
Au secours !!
Où sont les toilettes ?
S'il vous plaît Bonne journée !
Petr
At 6:01 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Yo Petr, where'd ya learn to speak francais?
Is there another twin/triplet/quadruplet running around out there?
BTW, the toilettes are down the hall, third door on your right.
At 9:45 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
I gots me a surrender monkey for cheap on Le Ebay. It teaches me eberything Ahh needs to N0. I can count up to 2o when I take my shoes off but it takes longer if I'm wearing socks, cos you cant see 'em all.
What you should have asked during King Kong
Le film finit à quelle heure?
Petr
ayez le travail pendant 2 jours par semaine être un catalogueur
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