posted by Lunch lady Doris @ 9:52 AM
About Me
- Name: Lunch lady Doris
They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation).
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2 Comments:
At 10:28 AM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
More facts to brighten up this otherwise boring day :
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger and yelling “bang"
Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.
In non-Chuck related news:
It's so freakin' beautiful outside, what the hell am I doing here? - we should all be at Williamstown eating ice-cream!
LLD
At 10:18 AM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Hit the bricks 'bill'
You rock LLD
Petr
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