I got a degree in the mail. Still waitin on that Russian Bride thingy
Petr
Petr
posted by Lunch lady Doris @ 9:28 PM
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- Name: Lunch lady Doris
They were lib techs and they were good at their jobs, but they committed the ultimate sin and mis-shelved a book, a book about birds. Albatross tried to kill them, but got the Llama they loved instead. Framed for murder, now they prowl the library badlands, outlaws hunting overdue books, bounty hunters... libstud renegades. Starring : Grifty McGrift (MN) - makes Henry Gondorff look like a 2-bit hustler, Food Porn Queen (RR) - deadliest woman alive with a fork and spoon, Stabby Jack (MH) - lets her knife do the talking, Peter "Lifestyle boy" Phillip (CF) - the go-to man for advice on lifestyle choices, Peg-leg Annie (AS) - has parrot, will travel, Bloodthristy Beardface (AA) - fiercest pirate on the seven seas with the greenest beard, Liz of the Dead (EL) - mmm brains (brain must have IQ over 150), Lolly Lady (CC) - the gang's connection to the purest lollies this side of the Golden Syrup triangle, and Lunch lady Doris (KJ) - holder of the WASRIC world record (Works A Simpsons Reference Into Conversation).
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3 Comments:
At 9:45 AM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Congratulations fellow graduate.
Did you throw a hat up in the air just to make the ceremony complete?
Re: Russian Bride thingy?
Maybe she did arrive, only Mrs Petr got to her first - with the flame thrower....
LLD
At 8:00 PM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
Yes in a way... I found old fool who lives down the street(every street has one) who wears a hat and ran up behind him and took the hat off his head and threw it high in to air again and again.
I smell smoke yes but I can get the next one sent to your house cant I
Petr
At 11:34 AM,
Lunch lady Doris said…
My mum's always wanted a housekeeper - as long as her name is Anastasia or Natasha or Nikita, good Russian names.
Cheers Pete!
LLD
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